Bakri Johnny!! That's the insinuating cry of every man, woman and child in this village when they see (Shreyas). Afraid of everything and everyone, Johnny is one terrified soul. Born into the household of David (Om Puri), a local farmer and being the only son, Johnny does what he's best at to help his ailing father... Nothing! Other than buying lottery tickets every week, the only thing going in his life is his love for Maria, (Madhurima) the daughter of the village's biggest gunda and the sworn enemy of David- Peter (Paresh Rawal).
Armed with two herculean sons, Peter goes to all ends to make sure his daughter and Johnny never marry, until one day, hope comes in the form of a strong silent but very hungry man, Sam (Nana Patekar). What happens next is a complete dhamaal of fun, action and drama resulting in one very 'Kamaal Malamaal Dhamaal'.