Valentine’s Day is around the corner and it isn’t a great time to be single. But what better way to mask our sadness than by throwing humour at it, like these folks have done with their tweets.
Dukh hota hai https://t.co/FPnv8AKSjs
— Param (@Panjabisailor) February 3, 2021
“Do you have a date for Valentine’s Day?”
Me: Yes… February 14th
— Zachary W. Hyde (@zacharywhyde) January 28, 2018
It’s important to tell everyone you think Valentine’s Day is just a dumb, made up holiday. As opposed to all of the other holidays, found naturally occurring in the wild.
— Andrew Nadeau (@TheAndrewNadeau) February 14, 2018
Person: “You have any plans for Valentine’s day?”
— Jack Mull (@J4CKMULL) January 24, 2018
Friend : Valentine’s Day pe kiske saath baahar ja raha hai?
Me : Umeed ke saath
— Pakchikpak Raja Babu (@HaramiParindey) February 12, 2017
Save money this Valentine’s Day by being unlovable
— Sorrow-scopes (@Sorrowscopes) February 12, 2020
Really hope my two valentines dates don’t find out about each other 😬 pic.twitter.com/0AqeVSFCTM
— Steezak (@TezakLee) February 15, 2017
Valentine’s Day plan:
1. Breakfast in bed
2. Chocolate covered Strawberries
3. Movie marathon
4. Dinner for 2
5. Regret eating 2 dinners
6. Cry alone.
— ᴋɪʀᴋᴏ✯ (@lShameIess) February 10, 2020
I may not have a valentine but I have enough rewards for 5 free dominos pizzas so who is the real winner here
— Haley Cruse (@haley_crusee) February 5, 2020
“what are you doing for valentine’s day this year?
— ً (@cIutchs) February 12, 2020
Can’t wait for Valentines Day cuz I’m gonna run into as many restaurants as I can shouting “Knew I’d find you here! You bastard” then run out
— Unnatii! (@littleinssane) January 19, 2021
Remember for Valentine’s Day, massage her,
oil her up, lay her out, spread tomato sauce on,
sprinkle some cheese, put in the oven, pizza’s ready
— A̸̫̍͗́k̸̨̦̦̞͇̭̯̬̪͛͛͐̍͑́͑͜ȧ̶̻̠̼̣͖̿̆̄s̷͉̈̐͊̈͌̏̕͝h̸ (@smartyakash2256) January 26, 2020
— Carine Hakim (@Carine1341) February 13, 2020
you don’t have to be sad about being alone on Valentine’s Day if you remember you’re alone all the other days too pic.twitter.com/gcLZdGnoyw
— Maria ❥ (@___maariaa___) January 5, 2021
My dad just sent me “11 ways to spend Valentine’s Day with your cat.” He has given up on me!😩
— Esterita87 (@esthernamusoke) February 14, 2019
my dr just scheduled my colonoscopy on valentine’s day, do i take flowers or…?
— Casey AF (@permanentpenis) February 8, 2021
If you’re not doing anything this Valentine’s Day, come join us 🥺
Location: Dil mein mere
— Netflix India (@NetflixIndia) February 10, 2021
In case you do have a date, consider these Valentine’s Day events.
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