Have you ever wondered what Jurassic Park’s social media page would look like? If you have, we’ve got the answer to your question. In July 2020, a parody Twitter account of the Jurassic Park was brought to life by 12 comedians. The satirical tweets promote activities in the park and casually inform visitors if the dinos have gotten loose. The account is writer PJ Evans’ brainchild. He’s also responsible for creating a parody of the Disneyland Twitter page.
Here’s a sampling of hilarious tweets:
One of our dinosaurs is going on tour (he escaped)
— Jurassic Park Updates (@JurassicPark2go) April 30, 2022
sorry the dinosaurs are too difficult to get back into their enclosures. they just aren’t listening
— Jurassic Park Updates (@JurassicPark2go) May 24, 2022
UPDATE FOR GUESTS: if you have a really big gun with you or if you’re really strong and have like a big huge sword then you’re welcome to keep walking around the park
— Jurassic Park Updates (@JurassicPark2go) April 2, 2022
I don’t care if you’re “hiding” you can’t just be in the gift shop for an hour and not buy anything
— Jurassic Park Updates (@JurassicPark2go) June 9, 2022
We now have an on-site funeral planning service
— Jurassic Park Updates (@JurassicPark2go) June 2, 2022
