Bollywood movies are as dramatic as Indian mothers and dialogues add all the more masala to it. There is not a single situation where you cannot drop the proverbial mic by simply quoting a Bollywood dialogue.
Mom's upset? say "Bhagwan sab jagah nahi ho sakte isliye to unhone Maa banayi hai". Boyfriend problems? quote Anushka from Rab Ne Bana Di Jodi "Ek ladki sirf itna hi chahti hai ki koi usse itna pyar kare…jitna kisi ne kisi se na kiya ho". Vacation ke liye no permission? Tell your dad "Insaan ko dibbe mein sirf tab hona chahiye, jab woh mar chuka ho". See? Either you will receive a flying chappal at the speed of 140 km or you'll get going on that vacay with your friends. Nothing to lose.
Likewise, in the past decade, Bollywood gave us another bunch of uber cool dialogues to quote. And trust us – they can help you get away with almost any situation. We have made a list of our favorite top 10 below:
When you failed the ATKT again but you are still hopeful:
When your family is not agreeing with your daughter's girlfriend:
Waiting for that Form 16 like:
When you are a Bollywood junkie and your friends tease you for it, the best comeback ever:
When you are scared shitless but kill that cockroach for your girl:
When your favorite food is not good for your stomach, doesn't love you back, but you cannot help binging on it:
When your girlfriend asks you to break up but you don't want to:
When a creepy looking stranger offers you to buy a drink:
When your class scholar refuses to show your group his answer sheet:
When you sibling asks for the TV remote:
And if none of the above work in any situation then you can always back on Faizal because "Baap ka, Dada ka, Bhai ka, sabka badla lega re tera Faizal!"
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