10 movies that gave you terrible romantic advice

Everlasting love, a happily-ever-after and a Yash Chopra-esque honeymoon in Switzerland… Sounds dreamy, doesn’t it? Here’s the real deal. None of this exists. If your idea of romance and marriage is based on films, we are sorry to say, but you seriously need to rethink your love life decisions.
To help you, here’s a list of 10 movies that gave you terrible romantic advice.


Let’s start with Bollywood:

Kill/Dil

It is completely alright to get married to a hardcore criminal who is an uneducated compulsive liar with no financial stability. Because love is blind, isn’t it?

Kabhi Khushi Kabhie Gham

When it comes to love and marriage, never listen to your parents. They have raised you and are older and wiser. But they don’t know anything about love! Just listen to your heart. Everything shall end well.

Maine Pyaar Kiya

Ek ladka ladki kabhi dost nahin ban sakte; yeh ek parda hai parda. Yeh ek bahana hai kapkapati raaton mein dhadakte hue dilon ki bhadakti hui aag ko chhupaane ka. Understood?

Rab Ne Bana Di Jodi

Is your marriage not working out ? Is your wife unhappy with you? Do you have a mustache? Just shave it off. Wear tight clothes. Learn some dirty dancing. And she will start prancing around you. In extreme cases, she might not recognize you, but she will be too in love to care.

Yeh Jawaani Hai Deewani

If you wear glasses and you are a nerd, there is no chance that you will find the man of your dreams. Come on, you are not fun enough! No cool guy will love you.

Do you think it’s just Bollywood that gives trashy dating tips? Well, Hollywood also gave us some pointers. Check these out:

Sleepless in Seattle

Blind dates are cute. But when you agree to meet an unknown insomniac in a secluded location, things may not turn out as you expected. Not everyone is Tom Hanks, you know.

Twilight

You will know that you have found your soulmate when a pale-skinned guy follows you all the time, watches you sleep all night and admits that he is obsessed with you. No, he isn’t a stalker, just your true love.

Say Anything…

Grand romantic gestures like holding up a boombox in the front lawn of your beloved’s apartment will work like magic.

Titanic

Everything is fair in love… It’s completely justified to cheat on your fiance, as long as it is love.

10 Things I Hate About You / The Proposal / What Happens in Vegas/ Sweet Home Alabama/ A Walk to Remember… Et cetera… Et cetera…

If you hate someone too much, you will end up getting married to them.

No wonder marriages aren’t working out, but then we have Rab Ne Bana Di Jodi’s tip to help with that!

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