10 pick-up lines to avoid this Valentine’s Day

“My love for you is like diarrhea. I just can’t hold it in.” Sad, indeed. We understand that it’s really hard to get attention from your crush. But who said love is easy? Aren’t enough films made on love? Where you see the various "shades" of love.  When it comes to love, movies are the epitome of passion and romance. The kiss of true love, dreamy sunsets, mad love… Sigh! But some things are better on celluloid than in real life. Just like these pick-up lines. Do you want to have a happy Valentine’s Day? If yes, please avoid these terrible pick-up lines that are just wrong.

1. "How would you like to have a sexual experience so intense it could conceivably change your political views?" – The Sure Thing


    

Wow… You have issues.

2. “I have crossed oceans of time to find you.”- Dracula


     

Stalker alert!!

3. "Ma’am, in the leopard print dress, you have an amazing rack."- The Hangover


    

Dial 100. Now.

4. "Pardon my lips. They find joy in the most unusual places." – A Good Year


  

  Uh-huh.

5. “Wanna play a game? You can be Little Red Riding Hood and I’ll be the Big Bad Wolf.” – Twilight


     

Childhood ruined.

6. “I really wish that you’d come home with me. You’re so cute and I’m really good in bed, believe me. You smell good, too.” – Leaving Las Vegas


    

 Aww… How about no?

7. "Suraj itni jaldi nikal aaya ya yeh teri battisi ki roshni hain?" – Matru Ki Bijlee Ka Mandola


    

Why, you want my toothpaste?

8. "Tum pehle bhi itni hi khooburat thi ya… Waqt ne kiya koi haseen sitam?" – Yeh Jawaani Hai Deewani


   

It’s just Fair & Lovely.

9. "Mujhe yakeen hai ki main sirf isliye janma hoon ki tumse pyaar kar sakun… Tum sirf isliye, ki ek din meri ban jaoo." – Dil Chahta Hai


   

India is a democratic country and I have my rights. Thank you.

10. "Mard mein bahut dard peda kar deti hai tumhari smile" – Love Aaj Kal


    

Err… Iodex?

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