1. Let’s Marvin Gaye and get it on
You got the healing that I want
Just like they say it in the song
Until the dawn, let’s Marvin Gaye and get it on
Marvin Gaye (feat. Meghan Trainor) – Charlie Puth
How exactly does one "Marvin Gaye"?
Isn’t that the whole point of a key?
Again, that’s the point.
She’s also saying I got low self-esteem
She’s kinda hot, though
Yeah, she’s kinda hot, though
(Just a little bit a little bit hot)
She’s Kinda Hot – 5 Seconds of Summer
If your chorus includes the words "she’s kinda hot, though", then you deserve a spot on this list.
5. ‘Cause if you’ll treat me right
I’ll be the perfect wife
Buy-buying what you need
Dear Future Husband – Meghan Trainor
It’s safe to say that this song has set feminism back by at least five years.
6. Heaven can’t reach us
Levels – Nick Jonas
Is this about Christianity, getting high or sex? Can. Not. Compute.
7. On your knees in those Pradas
Makin’ freaky sh!* come up out of her
Planes – Jeremih feat. J. Cole
Who is she, and why is freaky sh!* coming out of her? This has got to be the most unsexy "sexy" lyric of the year.
8. Feel like I am one with the universe
And all I need is right here
Feel like I am part of the universe
And it’s part of me
Dooo It! – Miley Cyrus
It’s official. Miley Cyrus is the friend that gets high and pretends to be "enlightened".
9. I paper chase then vanish
Hit the Quan on her make her boyfriend panic
I heart Memphis, but I also love dancing
I done took off on em, I don’t plan on landing
I call shots just do it like Nike
No FaceTime but the people want to Skype me
If I do time then who would really write me?
Hit the Quan – iHeart Memphis
Was there any 2015 song quite as annoying as this one? Yeah, we didn’t think so.
10. Yes I do the cooking
Yes I do the cleaning
Yes I keep the nana real sweet for your eating
Yes you be the boss yes I be respecting
Whatever that you tell me ’cause it’s game you be spitting
Hey Mama – David Guetta feat. Nicki Minaj
What a great year for feminism, wasn’t it?
2015 clearly had more than its share of ridiculous lyrics, and we can’t wait to see what 2016 has in store. Here’s to another year of the weird and the wonderful!