15 Filmy pick-up lines & the reactions they get in real-life!

Bollywood is all about love. Our comedy movies are about love. Our action movies are about love. Even, our horror movies are about love. With so much love going around, it is absolutely natural that we end up with some great filmy pick up lines when we watch these movies. In unreal times, these would work like a charm and the girl would fall head-over-heels. But, alas! This is reality and these filmy pick up lines just don’t get the true reaction they deserve. More often than not, this is what happens when a Bollywood buff tries lines from our desi films: 
1. "Mere dil, jigar, liver mein ho tum … waqt bewaqt aaye woh fever ho tum … ab toh meri life mein forever ho tum". – Mujhse Fraaandship Karoge

2. "Isse badi saza kya hogi … ki jaan bhi nikaal li aur zinda bhi chhod diya". – Goliyon Ki Raasleela Ram – Leela
Should have just shot him. 

3. "Tum pehle bhi itni khoobsurat thi … ya waqt ne kiya koi haseen sitam?" – Yeh Jawaani Hai Deewani
Ummm..okay stranger. Nice meeting you! Bye!

4. “Bade bade deshon mein aaisi choti choti baatein…hoti rehti hai.” – DDLJ 
Now, now, don’t lie.. tell us how many times have you tried this one?

5. “Aati Kya Khandala?” – Ghulam
Full tapori-style. We wonder if it ever works!

6. "Main tujhe bahut bahut bahut love karoonga aur tujhse dher sara love loonga … bol degi love?" – Band Baaja Baaraat 
Talk about direct!

7. "Mein paise ke liye kuch bhi kar sakta hu.. toh soch mein apne pyar ke liye kya kya karunga". – R… Rajkumar
Ahem.. liar..ahem..

8. "Apni saans wapas lene aaya hoon … atakke reh gayi hai tere paas". – Goliyon Ki Raasleela Ram – Leela

9. "Tumhari smile kitni dangerous hai pata hai? … mere paas dil hota na, toh pakka aajaata ispe". – Yeh Jawaani Hai Deewani
What a flirt!

10. "Mere dost mujhe Majnu bulate hai" – ZNMD
*eye roll*

11.“I love you, girlfriend ban ja meri, tu aur main rock kar denge!” – Rockstar
Why not! *blank stare*

12. "I wanna BB you, mail you, tweet you, skype you … aur agar tumne phir bhi jawaab nahi diyana … I’ll poke you" – Main Tera Hero
All that self-defence training may come in handy ladies. Just saying.  

13.  "Gusse se bolegi… Nahin jaunga… Pyaar se bolegi Marr bhi jaunga". – R… Rajkumar
Hahaha.. oh he was serious! 

14.  "Mard mein bahut dard pehda kardeti hai tumhari smile". – Love Aaj Kal
*Fake smile*

15.  “Kya aap believe karte hai love at first sight mein … yah main dobaara ghoom ke aao?" – Cocktail
*One tight slap*

Know another filmy line that definitely won’t work in real-life? We’d love to hear it, comment below! 🙂

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