Ever heard of mix and match? Dia doesn’t believe in low-intensity coordination. She opted for a frumpy dress and if that wasn’t bad enough, she wore a lipstick and a pair of very ugly shoes in the exact same colour. All that’s missing here is matching burgundy hair.
Inappropriate bustier cups
By inappropriate, we obviously mean ill-fitting. So we know boudoir dressing is back in fashion and so bustiers are no longer limited to the bedroom, but please, if you can’t get a decent fit, just steer clear of bustier cups on your dress! It clearly embarrasses us more than you to see your twins encased improperly and gives us a serious urge to run to you with a dupatta and cover you up.
There are pantsuits. There are palazzos. And then there are shiny pyjamas. So even if you’re an invincible woman like Kangana Ranaut and the design is a Georgio Armani, nothing can save you. So leave the pyjama suits to Barney Stinson.
To all gorgeous women who are nearing their silver jubilee, we appreciate when you sport risque outfits with aplomb and don’t give a damn to fashion rules. But there’s a limit to everything, and there are some things that you are required to burn once you bid goodbye to your 20s. Now Sushmita is 38 and this is 2014 but her hairstyle tells us that she’s still stuck in the 90s. And so does the form-fitting leather look. But the shoes tell a different story altogether, one that we couldn’t quite understand.
What’s that? A shimmery paragliding onesie? Wearing gold baggy jumpsuits to the red carpet is criminal and Sonal Chouhan needs to understand that. Okay, let’s be real. The metallic tone isn’t all that’s making us go blind here. The drawstring waist, the unapologetic fit and even the bad innerwear choice—this one’s full of eyesores. We’ve said it before and we’ll say it again: Nishka Lulla, please do us all a favour and retire.
By Apoorva Singh