Ek Paheli Leela is a two and a half hour show reel for the profoundly limited talents of Sunny Leone. There are a few things she does well but acting is not one of them. And yet, here she gets to do two roles – Meera, a Punjabi super-model from Milan, who was orphaned in a plane crash and therefore is mortally afraid of flying. And Leela, a Rajasthani village belle from 300 years ago. However this time lapse doesn’t alter the wardrobe much. Even back then, she was in backless, breathlessly tight bodices that insist on the gravity-defying cleavage getting center stage.