It’s official, social distancing is the only thing to do right now. Coronavirus is travelling across the globe, and self-quarantining can really slow down its spread. And while you might see this as an opportunity to catch up on your reading, workout at home for 30 straight days, pick up a hobby or binge-watch Brooklyn Nine-Nine again (there’s no judgement here)…actually your favourite comics do too.

Forget observational sets, this is the most relatable they’ve ever been. Don’t believe us? Please enjoy this compilation of some of India’s best-known comedians trying to entertain themselves at home. It’s both a little sad and also quite wholesome.

This article was first published in DeadAnt, an online publication and new-media venture focused on stand-up comedy in India.

Vir Das is vlogging

30 days, 30 new hobbies.

On Day 3/30, he joined TikTok.

Angad Singh Ranyal is wearing flip-flops

Angad Singh Ranyal is living life dangerously, and wearing chappals in his bed, while watching TV. One user basically said what we were all thinking: “Bed pe if I wear flip-flops I will receive a flying flip-flop from my mother… #brownpeoplethings 🙄”

(Something to try doing because you have nothing else to do: Say ‘Flying Flip Flop’ three times, really fast!)

Errr…Rahul Subramanian is feeling funky?

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When someone comes to shake your hands.. . . . . #Repost #WashYourHands #Yaa

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If you need Andy Reghu, he’ll be in his cupboard

Samay Raina is organising the giveaway we all need and deserve

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Caption contest Best 3 captions get sanitizer *Edit: Contest closed* 1st @momo_.monster 2nd @rohangujral 3rd @gauravkpoor

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Rohan Joshi has given up…

…trying to pretend to be interested in socialising with humans, and now exclusively spends time with his pet babies, Arya and Louie.

Daniel Fernandes is saying things as they are…

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Hi dear…

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…while also catching up on video editing backlog.

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Aditi Mittal continues her work(out) from home

Punit Pania is doing God’s work by dispelling corona myths

We know it’s absolutely not okay to mingle but man, Azeem Banatwalla is making this too hard

Put down the beer and go wash your hands, Azeem!

Sapan Verma working from home is the most relatable thing ever

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Guys please work from home.

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Akshar Pathak is pointing out things we may never be able to unsee

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UNREAL how this potato has the SAME wide range of expressions as Arjun Kapoor in Panipat it’s BLOWING MY MIND

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Siddharth Dudeja came up with this genius ukulele pun

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मुझे माफ़ करना, ओ इंस्टाग़्राम

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And finally, Shashwat Maheshwari is using this as an opportunity to work on some new material

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33 jokes on coronavirus. Viewer discretion is recommended.

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And that’s five minutes of your day that you’re never getting back. At least you had no other plans.

Quick thing before you go, WASH YOUR HANDS.