So without further ado, here’s what’s going on in the world…
#1 – A guy sloshed out of his mind smashed a police car, while the cops were dealing with another drunk driver. This happened in a suburb in Dallas, Texas.
Wonder what would be the consequences if this happened in India. Definitely a Twitter trend. And an eternal court case that somehow secretly involves the mafia.
#2 – A high school student picked his professor up and slammed him on the floor (yes, you read that correct) for confiscating his cell phone. Rendered speechless? This happened at JFK High School, Patterson, New Jersey.
This is not cool. Do not try this at school.
#3 – A very ambitious porn actress filmed herself… at a university library. Again, we are not fabricating this. It happened at the Oregon State University. Your face right now: -_-
Guys, seriously. Universities and schools are meant for learning and education. Calm those raging hormones!
#4 – Landlords are offering free accommodation… in return for sex. Where is this happening? Take a wild guess.
That’s right – Craigslist!
An advert reads:
I’m an attractive city lawyer looking to offer free accommodation to an attractive female in exchange for intimacy.
The rooms are normally priced at £560 pcm, but of course, you would not be paying.
We’re not quite sure what to make of this.
But hey, if you’re looking to move to the West and this sounds like your thing, I guess the shoe fits.
All said and done, nothing can fix the cray.