What is cult and epic can never be redone. Period. But off-late,there is a trend fast picking up in Hindi Cinema which has seen the remakes of the cult. These remakes invariably tear apart the magic of the original, leaving the audience in utter shock that cannot be spelt. With dazed eyes audience walk out of the theater, cussing not just one self for watching the disaster but for the one who dared to make it! But then dare ke aagey jeet hai…
So now that remakes are here to stay, we brainstormed and came out with a list of Hollywood films and “what if” they were remade in Bollywood. Here’s from Hollywood to Bollywood,the most -likely forthcoming remake disasters:
Albeit without pale complexion the two who could carry the baton of Edward and Bella in India are the YRF unleashed Neal n Nikki. With a prowess to bore their sparkly fangs in us and a knack to suck out the brain from entertainment, Uday Chopra and Tanisha are our contenders to stand the test of Twilight.
With a contenders like Uday and Tanisha competing in a “fantasy” film, there has to be a “rom-dram” (romantic-drama) too. Consider Jackie Baghnani for the role of Jack in the film Titanic and he’d do justice to the role,hands down. Blending well with the character -sketch of Jack, this Jack of all and master of none will reign the screen. But we doubt if any actress will be willing to share the screen space with him.
If ace-filmmaker Zack Synder’s epic creation 300, starring Gerard Butler is to be remade in Bollywood, Sunny Deol will be the first and the last preference to essay the character of King Leonidas. Take a look at the pic…
Close enough, isn’t it? If the film was made few decades ago,then probably Garam Dharam would have been the apt pick.
We know of the terrestial predators and we think about the extra-terrestrials. Imagining them and portraying them flawlessly on 70mm is a knack the West is adept in. If the same was to be done in India,then a film like Aliens would have Aftab Shivdasani, Riteish Deshmukh, Shreyas Talpade and Viveik Oberoi as the leads. Possibly, Viveik has been aware of these prospects and so is seen getting into the skin of an alien with his upcoming film, Krrish 3.
Wonder for a minute who shall be the wanderer in this one and just one image shall come to your mind. The beauty with a folly of a straight face, looks like she has been questioning her existence forever, shall grab this film effortlessly, it’s none other than Katrina Kaif .
The Mummy Returns
When you think of a Mummy,every Indian mind strikes back to the era when T.V.serials were looked up to. She reigned then and she reigns now. The Godmother of Indian television,Ekta Kapoor. After having Kollapsed Kause of the Kritical K syndrome she Kame back to hack what was righteously hers and now what we have is the B syndrome (From Kyunki, kahani it went to Bandini,Bade acche lagte hain, to name a few). The Mummy Returns will be a saga of the Godmother.
Batman, Superman, Ironman, Spiderman
No one can compete for this one. The films will be helmed by one and only…