It is the month of February and romance is in the air. And while you're inhaling this air, how many times have you imagined meeting a Raj or a Simran in a train or at a coffee shop? Many times, right? Don't worry, you're not alone. Bollywood does that to you with those over-the-top dialogues, appropriate amount of lighting with just the right kind of background score, synchronised on-the-spot dance routines and all the things you can only imagine to be real. Nobody does romance like Bollywood, we all know.
With time, Bollywood heroes have taught us how to get a girl through many ways. Sometimes the formula could lead you to jail if tried in real life but as they say in Bollywood movies – nothing is right or wrong when you are in love. So as you try and woo the girl of your dreams the Bollywood style, do try all the following things that are taught to us by the Prems, Rahuls, Rajs, Maddys and other "love-gurus" Indian film industry has given us.
Follow the girl till she says yes
If she doesn't like you the first time she might like you the next or after that. Stalk her, go behind her everywhere and creep her a little. *Tadaa* you are her boyfriend now.
Treat her badly, leave her for another girl. Go back to her after 10 years.
If a girl likes you, she will love you forever. Try your luck with other girls, prettier girls, and if they happen to die, you can always go back to the first one after almost a decade and rest assured she will ditch everything to be with you.
If you are the guy who is smart enough to know that these tactics don't work on girls in real life, you should go and simply talk to her and tell her. She will talk to you in return and she might like you too. If nothing, she will appreciate your confidence.
How many of you filmy heroes have tried these tricks in real life? Let us know in the comments below.
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