If Bollywood Had Its Own TV Channels

Television and Bollywood are the two inevitable entertainment means of one’s life. We all keep juggling between movies and TV series. But it is tad difficult to keep up because watching movies on the big screen has its own charm and while we watch it in the theater, we miss on to the small one. On the other hand if we stick to TV, we will be approximately six months behind the schedule of Bollywood releases.

So, what if Bollywood and TV come together one day? You`ll never have to wait for a better quality ‘torrent’, no need to starve for a week just to get to watch a SRK/Salman movie (ticket worth INR 2000) on the release weekend and no struggle of choosing your favorite actors’ movie and another good movie released on the same day. Every movie that you want to watch will be there with the comforts of your living room.

What would the idiot box look like if it was all Bollywood, what would the channels’ names be and what will they have for us in store? Let’s take a look:

Chak De India (Sports Channel)

Chak De - BookMyShowFrom hockey to football, cricket and rugby, this channel will have it all for you with movies like Iqbal, Dhan Dhana Dhan Goal, Lagaan,Namastey London, Mary Kom, Bhaag Milkha Bhaag and with a special broadcast of Chak De India, everyday.

K3G – Kabhi Khushi Kabhi Gham (Family Entertainment Channel)

The specialty of the Indian film industry – family; rich families, poor families and families of Karan Johar’s movies. This channel will have thehighest TRP with all the housewives watching Hum Aapke Hain Kaun and Vivah everyday on repeat. To say nothing about Baghban!

Rockstar (Music Channel)

For all music lovers who can’t get enough of movies – Rock On, Sur, Aashiqui 2, London Dreams.

Page 3 (News Channel)

You’ll be able to catch up on all the murder mysteries of India and get entertained simultaneously with movies like No One Killed Jessica,Talwar and the likes.

Cheeni Kam (Food Channel)

You’ll learn how to be a master chef and win everyone’s heart while watching your favorite actors like Bawarchi, Daawat-e-Ishq, Ki & Ka,Dupliicate, etc.

ZNMD – Zindagi Na Milegi Dobara (Travel & Living)

You’ll get to take a tour around the world with movies like Yeh Jawaani Hai Deewani, Dil Chahta Hai, Bombay to Goa, Queen and many more. Basically, get to pretend you’re Imtiaz Ali.

Fashion (Fashion & Lifestyle)

You’ll be all updated with the fashion trends Bollywood, all glammed-up and ready to dazzle everyone with the help of movies like Khoobsurat, Aisha, Heroine, Fashion, etc.

Robot (Science)

For all the tech+movie savvy people out there, you’d enjoy movies like Ra-One, Krrish, Koi Mil Gaya, etc.

Mughal-E-Azam (History of Cinema)

For history lessons. You will learn the history with movies like The Legend of Bhagat Singh, Harishchandrachi Factory, 1947 Earth,Jodhaa Akbar.

Yuva (Youth Channel)

For the young and for those who still feel young; you’ll get your doze of inspiration from this channel with films like Lakshya, 3 Idiots, Rang De Basanti, Wake Up Sid.

Chillar Party (Kids)

A separate section for all the innocent minds with movie likes Chhota Bheem, Bal Hanuman, Raju Chacha, The Jungle Book, Ta Ra Rum Pum.

2 States (Regional)

For those who love ‘regional’ entertainment, this channel will have a region specific broadcast list with movies like Delhi 6, Hyderabad Blues,Gangs of Wasseypur, Shootout at Lokhandwala, Madras Cafe, etc.

Golmaal (Comedy Channel)

This will the channel for all those who watch the movies just for entertainment and fun. Movies like Golmaal series, Hera Pheri series,Awara Pagal Deewana, All The Best, etc for your regular dose of laughter.

Oh My God (Devotional)

Yes, the list covers it all. For those who would like to devote some time to God while watching a (probably their favorite) movies like Sampoorna Ramayana, Jai Santoshi Maa, Satyawadi Harishchandra, this channel should work.

Wanted (Movies Channel)

Last but not the least, this one would be for the typical Bollywood masala movies like Dabangg, Chennai Express, Singham, Rowdy Rathore, etc.

While we have listed the most important categories here, we could have missed a few. Do let us know your views on what the scenario would be if there was a TV-Bollywood combo in the comments below.

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