The Internet is a scary place. We’ve all had those times when we stayed up too late and stumbled upon something that scarred us forever.

If the Internet’s a scary place, fanfiction is the monster that lurks around the hallway. Overzealous fans on the Internet have gone out of their way to make their favorite scenarios happen. Though a few have improved upon some aspects of the actual book or TV show, most have just been…odd. However, there are a select few that have disturbed us so much that they’ve practically ruined our childhood. And we thought you should suffer too. So, here are 5 fanfictions that will ruin your childhood:

Dobby and the Beast: A Harry Potter Fanfic

Yes, fanfiction about Dobby and Hagrid exists. And it’s not as platonic as we’d like to believe. The Dobby and the Beast fanfic extensively focuses on Dobby’s "love hole", something we never wanted to think about!


Batman, Superman, shackles and some sex pollen…yes, that’s a thing. This disturbing story chronicles a few hours of passion shared by the Caped Crusader and the Man of Steel. If you grew up reading comic books, you might want to steer clear of this one!

Bubble Buddy

Everyone gets lonely sometimes, and Spongebob Squarepants is no exception. What does he do when he’s lonely? Invites his "Bubble Buddy" over, of course. Together, the two have a party that’s crazy…and not in the way you’d hope.

The Flintstones in Dazed and Confused

What happens when Wilma Flintstone and Betty Rubble get tired of their loveless marriages? According to this disturbing piece of writing, some freaky times that led to unimaginable consequences!

Time Off

Unsurprisingly, Phineas and Ferb fanfiction exists. And people are not above writing about their favorite pairing – Perry the Platypus and Heinz Doofenshmirtz. We wish we were making this stuff up.

Feeling violated yet? We know we are!