With great quotes come the need to have a wisecrack ready. The world of cinema have given us tonnes of great one-liners. Each and everyone of us have used atleast one of the following quotes. But what about the times when you have had these lines said to you. How would you respond? A situation could develop, where you might be at a loss of words. You might be stumped and then… you would be up a creek without the proverbial raft-directing device. Do not fear… we are here to assist, and ensure that you might have a shot at a witty comeback, or atleast you can say something without looking like a gormless imbecile (say it in a french accent)
Here is the list of wicked responses.


Luke, I am your father.
Response: What? Great, thanks to you, I am now a one-handed [email protected][email protected]*#!

I will make him an offer he can’t refuse.
Response: Don, Kaunsa offer? Ek ka do?

I will be back.
Response: Theek hai bhai, Lunch time ho gaya hai, kaal aajana.


With great power comes great responsibility.
Response: But with no powder comes prickly heat.

Life is like a box of chocolates.
Response: With my diabetes and luck, my foot is gonna fall off.

Dude, Where’s my car?
Response: Valet ko bees rupayee de, waapas milega.


I am the king under the mountain.
Response: But where is your toilet? And all those dwarves and leather? Did you have any roughage at all?


You shall not pass.
Response: Pass gas? Pudin hara is your friend right there.

You had me at hello.
Response: Sorry, dialled the wrong number.


Toto, I’ve got a feeling we’re not in Kansas anymore.
Response: Great. You know dogs are colorblind, right?


Say “hello” to my little friend.
Response: Do you know that your fly is open?

Elementary, my dear Watson.

Response: No s#!%, Sherlock.


I’m the King of the world!
Response: Put your arms down and invest in some deodorant.


Love means never having to say you are sorry.
Response: Marriage makes sure that you do.

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