If your favorite pastime is thinking of scenarios that will never happen in real-time and cooking up imaginary arguments in your head, you are a lot like us. And this is where that led us. This is our list of Bollywood characters we definitely do not want to be quarantined with. We’d rather face Mondays.

Kabir Singh from Kabir Singh

He’s temperamental and downright abusive when he’s mad or when he drinks, which is all the time. Quarantined times with him are going to bring up some unresolved issues for you both and no one wants that.

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Hasmukhlal from Judaai

Oh, can you imagine the barrage of questions that would haunt you every second of the day with nowhere to escape? Your noise-canceling headphones are your only savior.

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Ma’am from Kaun

The unnamed character Urmila Matondkar played in Kaun was *spoiler alert* a psycho killer. If you still want us to go on about why you wouldn’t want to be isolated with her, we are terribly worried about you.

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Chatur from 3 Idiots

This know-it-all guy with mad insecurities craves appreciation from his peers ALL the time. Imagine having your patience tested with this guy’s antics.

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Poo from K3G

Sharing space with a downright diva has its pitfalls. While she’s gorgeous, she is narcissistic and not exactly a samaritan. The chores will always be on you.

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Prem from Dum Laga Ke Haisha

A guy with a deluded outlook toward life, Prem certainly obsessed over skin-deep beauty. Sure he learned his lesson but the pre-lesson Prem would be rather irritating to live with.

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Babulal from Baazigar

Anjali ka phone hai…ice cream khaana jaroori hai” is what all your conversations will sound like because Babulal forgets…a lot. He will mean well but you will have to take the tissues out of the fridge someday, with zero explanation.

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Make sure you stream a lot of movies, eat well, wash your hands, and keep yourself and your loved ones safe. This shall pass too.