"He sees you when you’re sleeping, he knows when you’re awake. He knows if you’ve been bad or good, so be good for goodness sake."
So like every year, Santa Claus dropped by and gifted some interesting and useful gifts to Bollywood celebs, his most-loved ones. He’s hand-picked each of these gifts to suit their present situation. Santa has been lenient this year and has gifted the bad boys and girls too.
Just like you and I, Santa was frustrated with Pritam’s habit of being inspired by musicians, across the globe.
He decided to free Pritam from this habit and invoke some real talent within him.
As always, Sonam Kapoor, the diva, spoke about how she sees herself as the girl-next-door, who loves to indulge in the simple pleasures of life, like reading books.
Santa gifted her some self-help books that will help her successfully put on the intelligence facade.
Santa watched the film too, but he fell asleep after 40 minutes, so he gifted the director a pair of scissors, so as to make sure that his films don’t run too long. Quite a symbolic gift, eh?
Santa loved Dhanush’s performance in Raanjhanaa, he even made up for Sonam’s performance.
But Santa was very unhappy with Dhanush‘s body weight. He gifted him a lifetime supply of shuddh desi ghee.
After Vivek Oberoi made comments about how people compared his performance in Krrish 3 with Heath Ledger’s ‘joker’ act, Santa decided to turn him into an Ostrich, so that he could keep his head buried in the ground.
After the success of Chennai Express, Yeh Jawaani Hai Deewani and Goliyon Ki Rasleela Ram-leela, Miss Padukone, was gifted a pair of Woodland shoes that will help her keep her feet firmly on the ground.
Santa was very pleased with Rohit Shetty‘s hardwork and success, and gifted him some more Scorpio cars that will fly and burst into flames in his forthcoming films.
After watching her performance in Dhoom: 3, Santa gifted Katrina a mask that will help her emote.
Santa was in Hollywood, holidaying with his elves, when he first heard Priyanka Chopra‘s ‘Exotic’ over the radio.
It gave him an ear-bleed and some of his elves chose to resign from the post and turn into hermits. Hence, he decided to gift her a sock that would successfully gag her whenever she attempts to sing.
Santa felt sorry for Aamir, as he struggled to match up to Katrina’s height, hence he granted him a pair of invisible heels that will help him next time he is cast opposite a considerably taller woman.
Santa stole some sarees from Vidya Balan’s wardrobe and distributed it to the poor and needy, and Salman Khan wasn’t given any gifts for having publicly lied about his virginity.
So much for this year’s presents. We hope to see our Bollywood celebs make the most of these gifts. Thank you Santa.