Yes, you! Aren’t you tired of people calling you names and suggesting you should hit the gym? Don’t you wish they would just like you for who you are than what you look like? It wouldn’t hurt for them to understand what you go through.
But screw that! The holidays are here and you know that you’ll break all resolutions and binge eat. And no, you don’t have to feel guilty when you eat your favorite kind of doughnut. You are awesome the way you are and you should celebrate your curves.
As they say, not everyone goes for the bones, some like the meat. Don’t believe me? Here are 5 songs that celebrate being big.
1. Big Girl (You Are Beautiful)
You aren’t fat, you are “Awesome personality multiplied by 4!”. Remember that.
2. All About the Bass
Ain’t no body can shake it like you do. More mass, more booty to shake! You go girl!
3. Perfect 10
Size zero? Please… I’d be a Perfect 10 any given day.
4. Fat Bottomed Girls
Those skinny blokes have no idea what it is like to have a permanent cushion. No discomfort whatsoever!
Freddie Mercury approves.
5. The Bigger the Figure
To all the haters out there, a simple shout-out: I am in shape. Round happens to be a shape! Also, as the amazing Gabriel Iglesias says, “I am not Fat, I am Fluffy!”
So help yourself to another bite of that delicious chicken, gulp down another glass of beer and celebrate yourself. You pack more personality in your body than anyone else.
You are sexy.