Tom Haverford always had the craziest business ideas on Parks and Recreation. They might not be the best, from an investment point of view, but you’d be lying if you said they weren’t impressive. No wonder he quit his well-paying government job, and decided to take one or more up. The guy’s got courage, and even when his businesses didn’t do well, he wasn’t put down. He just came up with more wacky ideas, until on of them hit the nail right. All of a sudden, Tom Haverford became a real businessman. And we were happy for him.
Today happens to be the birthday of the man who played Tom Haverford – Aziz Ansari. In celebration of his best role, check out Tommy’s best inventions on Parks & Rec. Which of these are you likely to invest in?
“Baby, you smell good.”
“High-end clothes rentals for teens, tweens, and everything in-betweens.”
Red Carpet Insoles
“Walk the Red Carpet everywhere you go.”
“Pawnee’s first and only entertainment media conglomerate.”
Private Jet Apartment
“Homes constructed inside private jets, for investors who want to buy a Gulfstream G4 jet, take the wheels off, and turn the jet into an apartment building.”
“Laundry detergent with glitter.”
The Tom Haverford Dictionary
“Because regular words are for regular people.”
“Tearin’ it up!”
Tommy and the Foxx
“A raunchy animated series based on the imaginary friendship between Tom and Jamie Foxx.”
LASIK for fingernails
“You only need to cut your fingernails once.”
“A Kalua-style liqueur billed as ‘The Connoisseur’s Juice’.”
"Butter with glitter in it."
“An escargot delivery service.”
The unending list
Happy birthday, Aziz Ansari! We really miss your crazy Tom Haverford inventions.