Have you ever realized that there are so many things to learn from Yo Yo Honey Singh’s songs? PS: Lessons intended especially for women. Are you having hard luck in love life? And looking forward for some extreme romance? Worry not! ‘Cause Honey Singh’s guide to seduction is simple and syrupy sweet, just like his name.
All you need to do is, listen to his songs.
Here are a few tips and tricks on how to attain a magnetic personality, as deciphered from Honey Singh’s songs. However, you must follow them at your own risk.
Bobby Brown Make up and High Heels
Ladies! To lure the man of your dreams make sure to use loads of make-up. There is nothing like cake frosting on your face. Don’t worry if you can barely move your facial muscles, it will definitely impress your guy. As the wise man said "Bobby Brown da make-up laake munde pattdei jandi ae". Oh yes! Don’t forget to wear those killer heels!
Glossy lips, Blue Eyes and Chotti Dress
When it comes to beauty and fashion tips, Honey Singh is the best. So girls, it’s time to take out those colored lenses and put them on. Perk it up with some super glossy lips and a tight, chotti dress. Bomb! Set your eyes on your target, and watch them get hypnotized with your killer tricks and go "Glossy lips, uff yeah tricks, Baby lagdi e killer, Oh yeah oh yeah".
And you thought, colored lenses were a passé. Hah!
Dope Shope and Tikke-Shikke
Dress. Check! Make-up. Check! Ready for the special evening? Hit the swankiest club in town. Now dope-shope maareya karo and please thode tikke-shikke tussi khaa leya karo. Zero figure out, curvy in. Curvy is good, so don’t starve ladies.
Char Bottle Vodka
Drink. Drink some more. Make sure your beau is also drinking equally. Char bottle vodka can do miracles. 😉
"Saari raat daaru, subah nimbu-paani. Party karne waalon ki hai yehi kahaani", states the wise man.
Not high enough? Head towards the…
The After Party
But it’s post-midnight and "Kahaan dhoondoge iss shehar mein club tum aadhi raat". Relax man! Come party with the Bhoothnath. Well, it’s the coolest party in town right now. You want to impress your hot date? Take him to this bewitching after-party, and witness magic happen.
Music… bajaate jao
Daaru… pilaate jao
Haathon… ko uthaate jao
Aaj raat… sabko nachaate jao
Don’t worry about missing your college or anything the next day, because Honey Singh can solve this too… "Pass karadu, phone ghumadu, teri Principal bhi Yo Yo ki fan hai".